If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off.
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
Having travelled a lot I can confirm that people are disgustingly, repulsively stupid and xenophobic and will make mindfuckingly idiotic comments like this. I wish we could all send them to the same place so the rest of us can travel everywhere else in peace.
And THIS is what the locals expect to meet when you say you’re travelling. Especially if you happen to be American.
WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF
fun fact about bunnies!!!!!! this bun isn’t scared, it’s happy! when bunnies jump into the air and twist their bodies around, that’s called a binky, which is one of the ways they play around and have fun!
snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day
This is like the saddest shit I’ve seen on tumblr since I been here
My heart is hurting
Did you know? Prom is coming up! And you have a right to express your gender identity. Your school may be violating the law if it doesn’t allow a female student to wear a tuxedo or a male student to wear a dress.